Ummm … well … if you’re looking for photos of Aston Martins or serious muscle cars like a Mustang, Comaro or a fire breathing Valiant Charger then I guess you’re going to be disappointed.
And if you happen to drive one of those monsters and you wonder why you’re not pulling the chicks then maybe I can explain what your problem really is. It’s not that your getting a bit thin on top and a bit thick around the middle … it’s just that you’re not driving a Fiat 500 from the early 1960s.
That’s right, you’re not driving one of these sleek, sexy and charismatic examples of high-tech power
Well it does have windows that wind down (the Mini that was out at the same time only had sliding windows).
Photos courtesy of Clarita
Now I realise that you are probably doubting my sanity when I suggest that the Fiat 500 is the world’s sexiest car but it wasn’t me who made that stunning decision.
It was actually recently named as the world’s sexiest car by Britain’s Top Gear magazine because it has everyone from “strapping blokes to fainting flowers of womanhood” looking sexually charged when they sit behind the wheel.
The magazine goes on to say that “The Fiat 500 works irrespective of age, beauty, wealth or position – even a nun in a 500 seems to telegraph a faint tingle of the procreative urge.”
Sadly it’s never going to make me look sexy – at around 1.9 metres tall I would never have fitted into the thing. And as she who must be obeyed suggested, it’s not going to do much for the procreative urge either because it’s just too small (the car – not me 🙂 )
I always did wonder why none of the cars I ever drove seemed to pull the chicks … now I know (sigh)